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Jul 20

Pokes holes in friends condoms. Mom gets pregnant. — Bad Luck Brian (@ItsBadLuckBrian)

Jul 19

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and no appointment is needed.

Jul 06
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Feb 25

“Julie this is not your fault. I should have stabbed him in the particulars when I had the chance”- a little old lady on monk

Feb 22

‘Why aren’t you melting?! Melt bitch!!’ -My Name Is Earl

Feb 18
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Feb 18